Elsie: You may not know it but I'm the classiest wolfie that ever wolfed.
Fred: Yeah, pull the other one, Elsie.
Elsie: No, seriously! You may go ahead and scoff, Freddles but it's true.
I am a Lady and I make it my job to accompany my humans and give them that little sense of being super special.
Elsie: Still don't believe me? Here are some examples of my work
Elsie: Now don't you think that's a lovely smile I have? Guaranteed to keep you cheery!
Elsie: I've been known to sniff out intruders
Elsie: And keep a general eye on things
Fred: She's also been known to well.. you get the picture... ;)
Now, now, Fred. That's not very nice.
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