Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Blunt Words and Manipulative Faces



Fred: So I was really bored the other day and realised I can twirl my tongue. See? haha..


Elsie: You make it out like it's some sort've mad crazy trick. It's not.


Fred: Geez Elsie. Talk about pulling no punches. 


Fred: Mum, you really need to talk to Elsie about being less blunt and mean. It really hurts my feelings.


Elsie, Fred has a point you know. You really should be nicer to him.


Elsie: Just like when he finds a bone and refuses to share??
    

Elsie: You see my point? 


Monday, January 30, 2012

Grape Guarder

Recently our grape vines got attacked by some ugly caterpillars. Elsie decided to take it on herself to keep an eye on the grapes.

 
 Elsie: the caterpillars look skeeery.


Elsie: Still, I'll keep an eye on them for mum and dad. It's a tough job but I'll do it.


Elsie: What's Fred got over there? I think he's got a bone! Damn.. I want a bone. But I signed up for Caterpillar Duty and mum's got the camera so I can't sneak off. Double Damn!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Some Stalkery and Sniffery


A few weeks back Fred and Elsie had another playdate with the neighbours. To refresh your memory here are Fred and Elsie's two friends.

Rascal the Hyperactive Stalker

   
 and Dexter the Stick Chaser

 
    
 When we got to the gate both puppies ran up to greet me and then went about their way. Once I let my two in however, all bets were off as Dexter was excited beyond words to see his best buddy Fred.
 
They went off to check out the chook pen, ran circles around the house and then drank gallons of water before doing it all over again.

Meanwhile Elsie was busy sniffing the place out.


 Dexter: Hi Elsie. What you doing?

Elsie: Just sniffing some grass.


Dexter: what you doing now?

Elsie: sniffing some more grass.


Elsie: Hey! What are you doing?!

Dexter: Just sniffing.


*gulp* That's one fine mighty stare, Elsie.

Meanwhile, where's Rascal in all of this? 


Ah, Elsie knows. That wink says it all. Little do we know that that blur of red in the bottom corner is in fact Rascal's trademark red blur. 

Here is Stalker!Rascal showing off some of her moves.


 

 
Rascal: I've got him in my sights now!!!


Dexter: Hrmm... did I just hear something?



  
Dexter: I think I might get up and go investigate.
 

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Eavesdropping on the puppies



Fred: I don't know about you, but I quite like it here. regular meals, lots of cuddles, yummy roo and wombat poo, what more could a wolfie want?


Elsie: let's see.. bones 24/7, roos and wombats that we were actually allowed to chase, a chance to stay inside with the Boss' all the time and a couch of my own. Being stuck outside sometimes is the absolute pits.


Fred: Geez Elsie. You don't ask for much! I don't mind so much. I like being outdoors. And it's not like we don't get lots of cuddles when we come inside. Cheer up. Wanna go for some chasies?


Friday, January 27, 2012

Where Elsie pulls a move



Elsie: What was that? I heard something!


Fred: I'm cooooming Elssssieeeeeeee!
 

Elsie: Oh... crap!



Elsie: haha, I gave him what for. Nothing like an ear bite to get em scarpering
   
 




Thursday, January 26, 2012

Tussles and Poker Faces

Fred and Elsie often play Tussles


And Elsie gives as good as she's given


Fred: Who's for a widdle kiss?

Elsie: Raaaar!!!

In spite of those skeery teeth they're still very affectionate to each other.


Fred: Even though you show me your icky doggy breath and razor sharp teeth, I stil luvs ya, Els!
   
Elsie: Well that was a failed strategic move.


Fred: haha, I saw through your strategy easy!


Elsie: dammit. Better keep my cards closer then.


Fred: Oh come now Elsie, you're a crap poker player!


Elsie: What? I have a GREAT poker face!


Fred: No you don't Elsie.


Fred: But that's ok. I'll still play with ya! 





Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Peeing Fred




Fred: *sniff* *sniff*


Fred: *sniiiiif* I smell something here.


Fred: Right, that's it. Time to show who's Boss


Elsie: Eh? What's that smell?! Aww Freeeed!! All you do is pee...