Big Dogs and Little Dogs

You remember Harry, Elsie's paramour don't you?

 

 No?

Aww.. poor Harry. Here let me refresh your memory

Now do you remember him?

Harry's a sweet little boy and when he's not busy chasing Elsie to give her a kiss he chills out on the deck at his mummy's feet.

  
 
While the Big Dogs chill out on the grass instead.

busted peeking puppies

Walked into the living room and this is what I see.

Elsie: I wasn't peeking I swear. But mum it would've been nice if you could've got me something from the shop. I like presents!

Fred: What? No, we weren't peeking! I was just lying here on the ground. See that wet mark on the floor? I did that. Promise! Hrmm Elsie, mum doesn't look to convinced. I think we're busted.

hot weather and princess tantrums

 Elsie: Do you notice how it's often very hot between December and February?

Fred: I hadn't really, but now that you mention it, it does seem quite hot.

Elsie: You're not really all that observant, are you Fred?

   
Elsie: Oh, don't get all uppity. It's too hot to argue with you and show you that I'm right. I don't think I can take this heat much longer!

Fred: Oh stop being such a drama queen, Elsie.

   
Elsie: It's hot, and you know it! Anyway, I'm a PRINCESS! Princesses aren't sposed to suffer through heat like this!
   

 Elsie: Princess. So hot...

 Fred: alright, Els. Stop your whingeing. Move on over so I can get some shade too!

 

Elsie: Not bloody likely, buster!

 

Will Lick For Food

Fred: My name is Fred and I'm a total sweetheart.
I'll lie at your feet all day if you let me, and have my belly available for any tummy rubs that you see fit to grant. See this big wide tongue? It is also available for grooming.
I have many references I can provide for long foot licks - I can do toes, feet and shins! And that's just humans!
If you have another puppy around I can also groom their face and ears as well.

Elsie: Yeah, I'd probably advise against the puppy grooming. Last time he did me he slobbered all over my face. Mum wasn't too keen on petting me afterwards. Kept on making comments about how I had dog slobber all over my head.

Fred: Hrmpff Els! You're ruining my sales pitch!

Elsie: Hrmpff yourself. I'm just telling it as it is. If you're going to use me as a reference I gotta be honest. My own reputation's on the line here!

 Elsie: Geez, talk about doing someone a favour. That's the thanks I get for being honest.

Elsie: I think I might just go and find something else to keep myself occupied rather than hang around ungrateful puppies.

Elsie: *mutters*

The conversation that goes nowhere

Elsie: Hey you...

Fred: Are you talking to me?

Elsie: Umm... Yeah! Who else would I be talking to?

Fred: Well I wasn't sure, you see
   

Elsie: Well do you see any other dogs here?? 

Fred: Umm... Is this a trick question?

  
Fred: I never can tell with you, Elsie

Run, Run, Run..

Fred: I'll get you yet, Elsie!!

Fred: Bwhahaha. Gotcha!

Elsie: Sheesh, that boy is so rough!

Competitive Poo Hunters

Elsie: Who says Fred is the only one who can curl his tongue. I can do better. I can FOLD my tongue.

Fred: Geez, Elsie. Competitive, much???

     

*shakes head* 

 Fred: Girls....

What was that Fred?

Fred: uh.. nothing. I think I've found something..

That's right, it's safer to change the subject.
    

Fred: No really, I have! Hey Els, come check it out! I think it's poo!!!

 

Elsie: Oh yeah!!! Pooo....
    

Geez you two puppies are like broken records. It's all poo, poo, poo with you two.

Fred: Yup!